are you 16+?

this is a hostile, sweary game. cortex shouts, parrots, swears, and shows a face that gets pissed off. it's funny, it's filthy, it's not for kids.

no data leaves your browser · everything is local · audio stays on this device

fuck me? nah fuck u

cortex is a voice game. you speak. it listens. it learns.

cortex's face is its mood. push it harder, the face escalates. nuclear is the goal.

1 · pick your mode

🎤 COMEDY = cortex performs its routine · you laugh · the more you laugh the more it scores

⚡ FIGHT = live combat · you talk shit · cortex parries · score wounds either way

🎯 HUNT = collect mode · push-to-talk to add words to cortex's library

cortex stores every utterance as a colored shape — louder = redder, sharper = brighter

2 · the fight

type-clear, swear-with-meaning, hit grudges → cortex takes a scratch. mumble, repeat, hesitate → you take a scratch.

5 scratches = round won. cortex's pride drops with every land. yours drops when it reads a wound in your voice.

3 · grudges & rooms

say a word enough, cortex grudges it (red ring) and never forgets. tap ⚡ on any biscuit to fade it — cortex looks for better.

cortex sorts your voice into emotional rooms: rage · wrath · mockery · taunt · sulk · burst · rant. each tone goes where it belongs.

4 · 👁 vision (optional)

turn on the camera and cortex sees your face + hands. laugh during a parrot → cortex earned it (+1 scratch). flip cortex off → it says "oh yeah?!" and fires back.

camera stays in your browser · nothing uploaded · 5MB model loads once

play

start with 🎯 HUNT · feed cortex 5-10 spicy lines · then hit 🎤 COMEDY and turn on 👁 VISION · cortex will perform what you taught it back at you · laugh and it scores

⬇ SAVE downloads your library · ⬆ LOAD restores it · cortex sleeps after 2min idle and comes back sharper